1. Men are stupid. Women are irrational. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.
2. There are two kinds of people in the world: People you work with, and people you deal with. As long as you know which you are talking to, you'll be fine.
3. You occassionally have to step on people's toes - it's unavaoidable. But if you do it properly, they will thank you for the foot massage.
4. Just because a battle can be won, does not mean it should be fought.